Post by TeamLava on May 11, 2013 5:37:37 GMT
Something that a lot of the chimpanzees buying up all of the new Sonic titles that SEGA shits out once or twice a year fail to realize is how much damage the new Sonic design did to Sonic's overall character, and how horrible it really looks. They just buy the thing the moment they see a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog on the cover that says Sonic somewhere on it. So I'm going to point out all of the re-design flaws SEGA made that I can find.
1). Sonic's Facial Expressions
Pretty much all of the official artwork for the newer Sonic games shows Sonic with some kind of creepy pedophile grin. One of the most commonly used expressions, especially in Sonic Adventures gallery of hideous Sonic art, is his creepy bucktooth smile. On the Sonic Adventure official artwork, I always see Sonic looking directly at you in some impossible pose as his buck tooth grin grows larger and larger. As per-usual, all of the chimpanzees deny the fact that Modern Sonic has buckteeth and they say "I don't see any buck teeth!". This hideous looking grin has also been featured on various covers of the newer Sonic Archie Comic issues. Now I'll show some evidence to back up my point, unlike the Sonic fantards that think something's correct just because "it's their opinion!".
2). Sonic's Eyes
Have you ever noticed that Sonic has one eye with two pupils? This indicates that Sonic is officially a cyclops pedophile. The only reason why it looks like Sonic has two eyes is because he has flesh morphed into the shape of a butt-crack grown in the middle of his eye to separate his pupils from each other. Sonic also has some kind of lumps on the top of his eyes. I'm not sure if they're suppose to be eyebrows or something, but they look horrible on the current design of Sonic. Also, about the green eyes thing, I really don't care if Sonic's eye color is green. Its just the way that SEGA draws Sonic's pupils in some artwork looks strange. SEGA, like the cocaine sniffing drunks they are, tend to place Sonic's pupils around the bottom of his iris (As shown in some images of some of Sonic's pedophile smiles above), while sometimes they draw him with it around the top of his iris. I don't have a problem with Sonic's eye color being green, as long as SEGA does it right. Although, I really think that Sonic looks better with black / grey eyes. I think it adds more to his character. On a side note to Sonic fantards, NO ONE ever cared about Sonic's eye color being green. Nicochi and Richard Kuta disliked Sonic's re-design for pretty much the same exact reasons that I do; and yes, character design does have a major effect on the game's quality. Because you know, I kind of have to look at the character throughout the entire time I'm playing the freaking game. I wouldn't care as much if Sonic looked as he does now from the start, but the fact that SEGA took such an iconic character with such an appealing design and took a gargantuan shit all over it is the main reason why I care.
3). Sonic's Poses
Since Sonic Adventure, Sonic characters have been drawn in some of the most painful looking and impossible posses that I've ever seen.
How the hell is Sonic even doing that? He has his entire body slouched over, He has his leg so far up that its touching his face, He's standing on his other foot somehow, He has his hand under his left leg, He has his fingers in odd positions, and all while gazing at you with his creepy pedophile grin.
Also, what the fuck is this? I guess SEGA wanted to appeal to their fans more. Aside from the fact that he's positioned like that while he's glaring at you with his pedophile grin once again, I wonder how in the hell he managed to fucking spread his legs like that.
4. Sonic's Limbs and Such
The way SEGA draws the limbs on Sonic characters is just, ew. Sonic has long, lanky, noodle arms and legs. Sonic's arms extend so far down that his hands nearly touch the ground, even though his legs are absurdly long themselves. Also, Sonic has overgrown hands and feet. Sonic characters have globs for feet too. It looks like Sonic has socks grafted to his skin or something. Or maybe SEGA just didn't know how to draw paws correctly so they just drew their feet as giant, meaty, fleshy circles. Sonic's actual body is rather screwed up too. His body is jellybean shaped, which looks pretty damn painful. His jellybean body also extends over his face in some pictures, which doesn't even make any sense. Another issue on this topic is Sonic's quills. Aside from the fact that they're way too long and they look like they're about to go up Sonic's ass half the time, they're also drawn incorrectly. The way Sonic's quills are positioned doesn't even make any sense. In this picture, Sonic's head is turned to the side, but for some reason one of his quills his in front of his face, as if it's one of Knuckles' dreadlocks, while his other quills are facing kind of as they're suppose to be. Plus, even if Sonic was facing the correct way for the way the quills were drawn to be correct, SEGA didn't even draw Sonic with all of his quills. Sonic is suppose to have six or seven quills, but they drew him for four. This is also an issue in Sonic X, where Sonic is drawn with only three quills for some reason.
If I missed any design flaws, feel free to let me know.
1). Sonic's Facial Expressions
Pretty much all of the official artwork for the newer Sonic games shows Sonic with some kind of creepy pedophile grin. One of the most commonly used expressions, especially in Sonic Adventures gallery of hideous Sonic art, is his creepy bucktooth smile. On the Sonic Adventure official artwork, I always see Sonic looking directly at you in some impossible pose as his buck tooth grin grows larger and larger. As per-usual, all of the chimpanzees deny the fact that Modern Sonic has buckteeth and they say "I don't see any buck teeth!". This hideous looking grin has also been featured on various covers of the newer Sonic Archie Comic issues. Now I'll show some evidence to back up my point, unlike the Sonic fantards that think something's correct just because "it's their opinion!".
2). Sonic's Eyes
Have you ever noticed that Sonic has one eye with two pupils? This indicates that Sonic is officially a cyclops pedophile. The only reason why it looks like Sonic has two eyes is because he has flesh morphed into the shape of a butt-crack grown in the middle of his eye to separate his pupils from each other. Sonic also has some kind of lumps on the top of his eyes. I'm not sure if they're suppose to be eyebrows or something, but they look horrible on the current design of Sonic. Also, about the green eyes thing, I really don't care if Sonic's eye color is green. Its just the way that SEGA draws Sonic's pupils in some artwork looks strange. SEGA, like the cocaine sniffing drunks they are, tend to place Sonic's pupils around the bottom of his iris (As shown in some images of some of Sonic's pedophile smiles above), while sometimes they draw him with it around the top of his iris. I don't have a problem with Sonic's eye color being green, as long as SEGA does it right. Although, I really think that Sonic looks better with black / grey eyes. I think it adds more to his character. On a side note to Sonic fantards, NO ONE ever cared about Sonic's eye color being green. Nicochi and Richard Kuta disliked Sonic's re-design for pretty much the same exact reasons that I do; and yes, character design does have a major effect on the game's quality. Because you know, I kind of have to look at the character throughout the entire time I'm playing the freaking game. I wouldn't care as much if Sonic looked as he does now from the start, but the fact that SEGA took such an iconic character with such an appealing design and took a gargantuan shit all over it is the main reason why I care.
3). Sonic's Poses
Since Sonic Adventure, Sonic characters have been drawn in some of the most painful looking and impossible posses that I've ever seen.
How the hell is Sonic even doing that? He has his entire body slouched over, He has his leg so far up that its touching his face, He's standing on his other foot somehow, He has his hand under his left leg, He has his fingers in odd positions, and all while gazing at you with his creepy pedophile grin.
Also, what the fuck is this? I guess SEGA wanted to appeal to their fans more. Aside from the fact that he's positioned like that while he's glaring at you with his pedophile grin once again, I wonder how in the hell he managed to fucking spread his legs like that.
4. Sonic's Limbs and Such
The way SEGA draws the limbs on Sonic characters is just, ew. Sonic has long, lanky, noodle arms and legs. Sonic's arms extend so far down that his hands nearly touch the ground, even though his legs are absurdly long themselves. Also, Sonic has overgrown hands and feet. Sonic characters have globs for feet too. It looks like Sonic has socks grafted to his skin or something. Or maybe SEGA just didn't know how to draw paws correctly so they just drew their feet as giant, meaty, fleshy circles. Sonic's actual body is rather screwed up too. His body is jellybean shaped, which looks pretty damn painful. His jellybean body also extends over his face in some pictures, which doesn't even make any sense. Another issue on this topic is Sonic's quills. Aside from the fact that they're way too long and they look like they're about to go up Sonic's ass half the time, they're also drawn incorrectly. The way Sonic's quills are positioned doesn't even make any sense. In this picture, Sonic's head is turned to the side, but for some reason one of his quills his in front of his face, as if it's one of Knuckles' dreadlocks, while his other quills are facing kind of as they're suppose to be. Plus, even if Sonic was facing the correct way for the way the quills were drawn to be correct, SEGA didn't even draw Sonic with all of his quills. Sonic is suppose to have six or seven quills, but they drew him for four. This is also an issue in Sonic X, where Sonic is drawn with only three quills for some reason.
If I missed any design flaws, feel free to let me know.
